It’s dangerously cold tonight, I’ve got a bunch of things to catch up on, and on top of that, I had nothing interesting enough to write about happen today (other than American Idol, of course, but others do a much better job at skewering or honoring this season’s contestants than I will).
I really do laugh whenever I see this joke, as it really rings true. I know it’s a repeat for many of you, but enjoy it again with me as I take this break and then get back to catching up.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining. The day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
TIBETIAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark….
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover….
POINTER: I see it. There it is. There it is, right there….
GREYHOUND: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb….
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be ! before I can expect light? Will you people hurry up?!
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
hahahahahaha!
That is so funny. Our cat is so bossy, I even have a video of her somewhere “yelling” at me to get her some food dammit, while my dogs just beg and look pitiful.