Rottweilers Ate My Laptop

Photo by: Chuck Currey, Currey Photo, Reddick, FL

During Axel’s journey to his AKC championship, I collected many, many photos of him stacked nicely, standing pretty with Julia and the judge.

What I didn’t have was action photos, either from conformation or rally obedience. I was very surprised to receive the proof of this photo in the mail. It was taken the last time he was shown in AKC conformation. It was the last show of the second cluster of the Florida Winter Classic held in Brooksville. He went in the ring solely to hold the 3-point major; he had already finished his championship during the first cluster. So glad he did, as there were no action shots that I know of taken at any of his other shows. Axe moves nicely, and this photo really shows it. Yay for surprises, surprises like this one, anyway!

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It’s a case of no space, as in my back yard is not big enough to lay out a full sized rally obedience course. This will not stop us from practicing the individual exercises, although the sogginess of the yard and the on-and-off rain might move us indoors to an even smaller space.

Although I usually don’t mind living in the city with all of its conveniences, sometimes I truly envy those of you who live in the ’ burbs or beyond. Your jagoff neighbors are separated from you by yards or even miles, not inches. Your basement is big enough to set up a full 40' x 50' AKC rally or obedience ring. Your yard is big enough to set up a full 50' x 80' APDT rally ring, or maybe even a 100' x 120' agility ring or 100m x 80m Schutzhund field. Space and distance, what a life! Or at least I say that until I need an open-24-hours grocery store or veterinarian or whatever within five miles or less. Tradeoffs, always those tradeoffs.

For the rest of the week, Freya and I will be practicing individual Level 2 exercises in whatever time and space we have available to prepare for Saturday’s trial. So the small size of the back yard won’t really matter. Heh, now that I look at our schedule, we have trials every weekend for the rest of the month, so it may not matter until March 29!

What I would like to try at that time, though, is to design some fun practice courses that will fit within a 20' x 20' space. Last summer, most of our back yard practices were done using the diagonal plus a square. I really had no idea what I was doing in terms of layout. Most of those practices took place after our very first trial in July and before our second trial in November, so I had been on only one trial course and a few practice courses. Oh, and learning whatever I could from downloads on the Internet. We did manage to learn and practice all of the novice level exercises for UKC and AKC, so my simple squares weren’t totally ineffective, but they were a little boring.

Now that I have a bit more trial experience, a few more classes, and a lot more reading to draw from, I’m hoping to come up with some better and more enjoyable practice ideas.

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We call Axel our “problem solver” because he really does seem to think things through. He’s the one that likes toys with treats inside that are a little bit tricky to remove, and puzzle toys in general. He’s so different in this regard from Freya, whose strategy for getting cookies out of a Kong involves bringing it to you repeatedly until you loosen the cookies for her. Hmmm. Maybe she’s the real problem solver.

Axel did something yesterday night that made me wonder again about how he thinks. We buy large Milk Bones in the bulk sized cardboard box, and put them into plastic containers that snap shut. Dan had opened the box, given a cookie to each dog, and due to some unknown interruption, left the box on the dining room floor and never got around to the next step of putting the rest of the cookies into the plastic containers.

I saw Axel nosing at the box, told him to leave it, and then life’s little interruptions intervened again to keep me from putting the cookies away. After dinner, the dogs were expecting their usual Milk Bone “dessert,” but I was preoccupied with something on the computer and failed to distribute the cookies. A little while later, I heard some noise in the dining room and Axel came into the living room with one cookie. He is a Rottweiler, so I am not sure why he didn’t stay in there and quietly eat all of the cookies. That is why I wonder how his mind works. He knows he gets one cookie after dinner and that I wasn’t getting it for him. So as the problem solver that he is, he got it for himself. Just one, because that’s what he is supposed to get.

I know, it’s kind of a nothing story. But I’m just amazed that he didn’t eat the whole thing!

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This might not be a good NaBloPoMo month for me. I hope the Rottweilers did not eat my muse. Without her, I’m left with a blank page (this is the 21st century, I guess I should say “blinking cursor” instead), a blank mind, and twentysomething days still to go. Even when I’m not spending much time online, I spend a lot of time in front of a computer, so maybe it’s just burnout. Or eyestrain. Or maybe it’s just that I’m still getting over the very last traces of that nasty winter cold.

Earlier, I tried to do some Axel photos. May I say that for a correct and good-looking champion Rottweiler, he is not very photogenic when it comes to candid photos. If he were a human child, he’d be the one in the class picture with eyes closed, or looking to the side, or making a face. He’d be the big dork in party and sports pictures. If I post tonight’s photos, they will surely torpedo any future stud dog opportunities, so I think I’ll just save those for another time.

After a week off from training due to my winter cold, Freya and I both need to get back into the game in time for the UKC trial on March 13. I have a backlog of Freya videos to review, some from just before our unintentional week off, so at least I know where we left off.

Hopefully my muse will be back tomorrow to help with those video posts!

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Now that Axel has finished his AKC Championship, I am hoping to get him out to some sieger (German-style conformation) shows this year. One of these days I will get around to writing more about this type of show. I have enjoyed them as a participant, as a spectator, and even as a critique typist, and wish there were more opportunities to attend this type of show in my area.

I won’t lie and say that they are devoid of politics and dog snobbery, but they generally have a more casual atmosphere than a typical AKC conformation show, and you will probably have more of an opportunity to learn about the breed because each dog is individually critiqued from nose to tail for all to hear. In the shows I have been to, many of the judges also take a minute at the end of the class to explain their placements, something I don’t think I’ve ever personally seen at an AKC show.

But for now, the main thing to remember is that food cannot be used to bait the dog in the ring. You may, however, use a toy. And that is where the manatees come in. That was your next question, wasn’t it?

Since Axel finished his AKC championship at the Manatee Kennel Club’s show, I thought it would be cute to have a manatee as his bait toy for sieger shows. Don’t judge me. Since I did not see any manatee toys at our local pet supply stores, I went online to look for manatee toys for either dogs or children. The Wishpets manatee mom and baby looked extremely cute in the picture, so I ordered one. It cost a total of about $20, including shipping. Here it is:

Axel cannot have this. It is way too cute and I just do not know what I would do to him if he were to rip the baby off the mom’s flipper and consume it. When I get around to framing his new champion photo, manatee mom and baby will go into the curio cabinet along with the photo and ribbons from the show. They will not go into Axel’s mouth. Sorry, buddy.

I was also shocked to see that this might have been some kind of limited edition single-parent manatee family. It doesn’t seem to be available any longer at the online store where I purchased it, and another one lists it at $78. Whoa.

The search for a slightly less cute and somewhat sturdier manatee continues. I hope to find one before he actually enters a sieger show!

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