It’s dangerously cold tonight, I’ve got a bunch of things to catch up on, and on top of that, I had nothing interesting enough to write about happen today (other than American Idol, of course, but others do a much better job at skewering or honoring this season’s contestants than I will).
I really do laugh whenever I see this joke, as it really rings true. I know it’s a repeat for many of you, but enjoy it again with me as I take this break and then get back to catching up.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining. The day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
TIBETIAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark….
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover….
POINTER: I see it. There it is. There it is, right there….
GREYHOUND: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb….
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be ! before I can expect light? Will you people hurry up?!
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.